'Blame It On The...'

For every action there's a RHI-action.

'Oh Shit' was all I could say when I turned on the news this morning. Mediatakeout was right! Chris Breezy missed the Grammys because he was locked up! I'm sure you all heard about the 'incident' that ocurred in L.A. last night with Chris Brown. If not, let me bring you up to speed. He was arrested on assault charges and released on $50,000 bail. Chris done put his hands on some 'unidentified female' (Rihanna), leaving her with 'visible injuries' (Keepin mind, she is high-yellow). They said Chris 'left the scene' abandoning the Ferrari along with the chick in the car (Rhianna). Apparently, Breezy was able to 'Run it' before the po-po came- but he politely turned himself in.

Some people have quickly made him out to be like the 2009 Ike Turner or something. As a result, Wrigley's Gum, his most recent endorser, has already suspended poor Chris' commercials. Hopefully the farmers for 'Got Milk' will cut him a little more slack. Come on now-Anna Mae never deserved those ass-whoopings-but this is totally different. Personally, I think Miss 'Good Girl Gone Bad' provoked him; so she probably deserved whatever she got. We all know Chris is a 'country boy from Tapohonnack' and his mother raised him right. He ain't just gonna beat on his shorty because he feels like it.

I'm sure there's a lot of anger, frustration, and hurt feelings which led to the snuffin.' Think about it. They're driving in the car, alone, probably having one of those 'post-break-up arguments.' Their dialogue leading up to the violence went something like this:

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Rhianna: 'I'm sick of your shit Chris-why can't you just act right!'

Chris B: 'Yo, I'm dropping you off-don't call me anymore..'

Rhianna: 'You so selfish-you don't care about nobody but yourself!!!'

Chris B: 'This is exactly why we not gon' be together'

Rhianna: If you wasn't cheatin' I wouldn't be Chris!

Chris B: 'What? Yo, I said we not goin' there anymore..'

Rhianna: 'I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAID!'

Chris B: 'Yooooo...you need to calm down. I told you it's over..'

Rhianna: 'You said that you loved me! Don't these tattoos mean anything to you!!?!

Chris B: I can't even take a piss without you asking me where I went-I'm 19 years old girl! You is not my mom!

Rhianna: 'I will punch you dead in your face Chris!'

And then *BONG* she snuffed him: then it was ON. Chris got really pissed and in an effort to restrain her, ended up snuffing her back. I know Rhianna is a fiesty little thang and has a stank-ass attitude (I met her) plus she's Bajan, and you know how some of those West Indian women get down. I've had my personal run-ins with a couple...

When most people hear about a 'man assaulting a woman' it's automatically the dude's fault. He becomes the 'bad guy.' So now everyone wants to hate Chris for Rhianna's temper-tantrum. Is that really fair? I honestly think that he was just protecting himself. And technically, nobody really knows where or if he hit the girl (again-I emphasize she is mad light-skinned and as a fellow lighter toned woman, we bruise easier than bananas). They're alleged recent break-up was one sided. I mean, I've been dumped before so I know how it feels Rhi-Rhi. It does make you want to fight, cry, and hug that very person-so I can empathize with her. The media outlets keep saying that Rhianna was unstable, possesive, jealous and needy. Be it true or false, let's look at the facts:

1) They're both under 21

2) They're both ridiculously famous

3) AND Good looking

4) They both got a little too serious to be so young (matching tattoos, always up under eachother, etc.)

Yes, they are kind of young to have Ike and Tina moments but I mean, it happens all the time. Nobody is exempt from relationship problems just because they have hit records, Ferraris or dope haircuts. I just hope they don't slap my boy with a jail sentence. Or worst yet, completely snatch his endorsements. I still think that he is a very good role model for the youth in spite of this little incident.

And I doubt Rhi will press charges-that's still her boo.